041511This week: Pinups and the models that inspired them. DieHard is a double entendre. Who would have thought? Oh, lawyers. Never nudes: it’s not just for Tobias Fünke anymore.

What’s new in Juliland.com: April jGrrl Nicki Hunter in an all new Movieland film! See Nicki in two new Fotoland sets, as well as Ash Hollywood, Alexis Ford and Aiden Ashley!

Company sues porn company over use of the name “DieHard.” For once, it’s not about a parody.

Japan perfects jeans underwear technology. JAPAN: Hey Rest of the World, you’re welcome. THE REST OF THE WORLD: WTF?

Mark Zuckerberg hates vaginas. Well, artsy paintings of vaginas, anyway.

China thinks of America’s children — because obviously, the white devils aren’t.

What’s sexier than a woman exercising their right to bear arms? Why women fondling guns, of course. (Because what’s the fun of them just bearing their arms…oh forget it.)

Before and after with pinup models and pinup centerfolds: think, your grandmother might be one of these women! Oh, did I just break your concentration?

Eating sushi off naked women: it’s not just for yakuza bosses or petite Asian women anymore!

Pablo Picasso. Artist. Lover of horizontally striped shirts. Chaser of underage tail.

The LA City Attorney decides there’s more important things going than condoms on porn sets.

2011 XRCO Award winners announced. Apparently I was very good at the anal this year.

And don’t forget: BobbiStarr.com — the only source of porn you’ll ever need.