If A Penis Could Read

If a cock could converse, what would he say?  Perhaps he would ask for a nice rub, a kiss before bed, a quickie in the morning, or an all-day fuck fest.  In times of overwhelming sexual frustration, he may yell out slurs of discontentment or even a simple, “Fuck me.” If the one-eyed snake could [...]

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Diamonds are a Grrl’s Best Friend

In the year 1953, the infamous blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe, told us two little white lies.  Firstly, she told us that gentlemen prefer blondes, a statement that is a false overgeneralization.  Secondly, she told us that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, a phrase that I personally happen to disagree with. To assume that all [...]