Preparing for the Busy Season (or) Stripper with Financial Savvy
Marley woke me up with a text message this morning. Marley: WOMANNNN!!! Twisted: MARLEYYYY!!! Whatttttt Marley: I can't wait to rage on Saturday!!
The Shirt Off Your Back
Me: You are adorable. Look at your little gingham shirt! What are you guys doing here? I slid onto a boy's lap. He was skinny and young. An eighteen birthday, I guessed? The club was dead. It was the beginning of my shift, 8 o'clock on a Saturday. There were few people in the club, [...]
The Ten Worst Songs to Give A Lap Dance To
My DJ has a playlist of music for each of the girls at my club. Mine is filled with dub step and metal, with occasional pops of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha. I went through an artsy phase where I'd do stages to Teardrop by Massive Attack. The girls at my club hated that, because trying [...]
So Very Twisted
JULILAND NEWS: Welcome the newest addition to our Juliland Universe… As the embodiment of every dark, sinful urge you’ve ever acted on, Jessica Twisted is as twisted as they come. In fact, she’s so perverse that she claims to have come from the depths of hell. She explains, “It’s hot, but it’s a dry heat.” But [...]