I present to you all the very first Juliland Awards! We are so excited to announce this years winners, and I’m sure you’re all very anxious to hear! Well, today is your lucky fucking day! I bet you’re asking, “Who the fuck votes for these awards? Who came up with the categories? Whose dumb idea [...]
This week: Occupational health and safety hearings — the real sign that porn's gone mainstream? iPhone cam girls now need to find a new line of work — Google Chat cam girls, perhaps? Small, hick town in Florida hates porn as much as they love crystal meth. Hey kids, be glad you were born now, [...]
This week: YouPorn makes an offer on chez Charlie Sheen. Really YouPorn? Was that your best idea for a publicity grab? Like its privacy policy, Facebook is schizophrenic when it comes to an anti-porn page. Why yes, I *am* June's Juliland jGrrl of the month. See how easy the rolls off the tongue? YouPorn makes a [...]
This week: It's not a public spectacle without a Vivid contract offer — and the royal wedding is no exception. Fleshlight shatters the rules of logic and logistics, sends a case of pussy imitations to a secret military unit. Someone really needed to turn on the spellcheck when they came up with the title for [...]
Kortney Kane comes to Juliland from South Carolina and now lives in So-Cal with the rest of us crazies. She loves the adult biz and says, "it’s far from boring." A few things that make her smile: good sex, good coffee, good food and good company — all of which I think we can agree [...]
