In 1997, Paul Thomas Anderson directed a film that profiled the California adult industry of the 1970’s and 1980’s. Following the career of an impressionable and well-endowed Eddie Adams, Boogie Nights starts with a bulge and ends with a full-frontal prosthetic penis (worn by the one and only, Marky Mark). Before we know it, Eddie [...]
Albert Einstein once said, “I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.” When I read his words, I can’t help but think of the future in terms of time, as well as the future in regards to orgasms. Perhaps my mind is perpetually dirty and settled in impure thoughts, but I do [...]
As a writer for a killer porn production company like Juliland, I can easily say that I've seen it all. However, when I came across the following video, I quickly held my tongue. Have you ever wondered what the absolute worst and bizarre orgasms in history looked like? Or perhaps the strangest "O" face? Or [...]
In Sorta-Communist China, Government Porns You! Or Something. Oh China. The more I read about you, the more I realize you're probably an interesting place to visit but not really such a nice place to live. As you know, I've written about how Apple refuses to allow porn on any of their iDevices through the [...]
OK, I’m NOT the type to complain, criticize, or bitch about much. I’m also not the type to worry about what other people are doing, or the type to say too much about what I’m doing. Nevertheless, I say what I want, when I want! So, now I’m here to say a little something about [...]
This week: The big V says "Yes, yes," to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden "parody" you've been waiting for? It's on. Oh, you weren't waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought? Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the "Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America" "Hottest Girl in America." [...]
