Toy of the Month

Penis pumps are yesterday’s news since the ingenuity and release of Dr. Laura Berman’s Intimate Basics Collection from California Exotic Novelties.  With a total of fifty toys to her debut line, the Dr. has shown that woman can not only vibrate, stimulate, massage, pulse, dilate, plug and rotate, BUT they can also pump just like their [...]

Toy of the Month

A cross between a penis pump and a jackrabbit, July’s Toy of the Month is, quite fittingly, a tongue twister.  Its name alone requires a large breath before utterance, but once it’s said, the true mouthing off begins.  With pump in hand and panties dropped you’ll inhale long enough to say, “The Vibrating Turbo Suction [...]

The Time I Popped His Cherry

The experience was neither memorable nor stimulating, but as I sit here at my computer, I try my very hardest to recall the time I popped his cherry.  Our relationship (if you’d even call it that) was quickly over after a couple months of fogging up the windows of my Toyota Rav4.  The seats would [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:11:47+00:00 February 11th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |1 Comment

The Time I Had Sex in the Dark

For some, nookie in the dark is just how it’s done.  The familiar becomes grinding in a black abyss or making love in the vaguely obscure – unknowingly, the encounter censors the brilliance of genital upon genital and skin against skin.  Some may call it preferably routine, but I call it criminal.  When you have [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:11:47+00:00 February 5th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |5 Comments

Viewer Discretion is Advised

In the midst of watching your all-time favorite film, have you ever paused and considered why it received either a G, PG, PG-13, R or NC-17 rating?  Believe it or not, a movie could be between an R and NC-17 rating just based on the amount of pelvic area shown or the number of times [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:11:48+00:00 January 28th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |2 Comments