Toy of the Month

For those of you who prefer Just Bunches cereal to its Honey Bunches of Oats counterpart, this toy of the month was made specifically for you.  California Exotic’s 7-Function Silicone Luxe Embrace is essentially just the rabbit from their notorious Jackrabbit line, an adult product that fundamentally revolutionized sex toys and novelty production.  Now, vibrator [...]

Top 20 Countdown of Cinematic Sex Scenes

Rumors spread even before the film’s release, reviews are written prior to audience interest, and before you know it, millions of viewers turn up at the box office to see just one actress bare it all.  In some cases, she’s simply naked.  In others, she has Vincent Gallo’s cock in her mouth, rose petals around [...]

Phone Sex For Dummies

For A Good Time, Call… brings laughter, fake orgasms, leopard print, and pink telephones to all those in a need of an injection of raunchy chick-flick humor.  In fact, the last time I experienced such ball-busting verve from the mouth of a female was in the bathroom at Geisha House last Friday night.  Other than [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 15th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |1 Comment

Virginity: Forever Lost and Never Found

To say that one has “lost” his or her virginity implies that the virginity in question can be found.  You lose a sock, your favorite pen, an earring, even your mind, and in these times of misplacement, there is always a possibility that your absent item can reappear yet again.  With one’s virginity, however, the [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:57-07:00August 20th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |3 Comments

Audrey & Me 2.0

I just had the best shoot with my fav, Audrey Bitoni.  Have you heard of her?  She is the craziest fucking grrl I know and work with.  Every shoot is a personal challenge and battle between her and me.  We go at it in every way possible just to get the best results!  WE will [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:02-07:00May 22nd, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |2 Comments

In One Hole and Then The Other

You find yourself in the heat of the moment, about to climax, about to let yourself go completely.  Your partner tells you he or she wants you to oh-so-quickly switch from vaginal to anal sex (or visa versa) because “it feels amazing “ or they “saw it in porn.”  Naturally, you’re inclined to make the [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:04-07:00March 5th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |1 Comment
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