The Ten Worst Songs to Give A Lap Dance To

My DJ has a playlist of music for each of the girls at my club.  Mine is filled with dub step and metal, with occasional pops of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha.  I went through an artsy phase where I'd do stages to Teardrop by Massive Attack.  The girls at my club hated that, because trying [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:57-07:00August 14th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |3 Comments

Strippers Top 40

When I’m not writing for Juliland, out buying unnecessary amounts of lingerie, playing with Baby Frank, or getting into trouble with my amazing women, I find myself putting playlists together.  The process of listening to songs and organizing them is, in a strange way, very therapeutic and irresistibly satisfying.  So, after getting a flood of [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:03-07:00April 16th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |4 Comments

Harry Potter and the Pole

Unlikely couplings are as unique and rare as they come, and most often, we feel sentiments of shock and disbelief upon hearing of their existence.  Some that immediately come to mind are M&M’s and popcorn, Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson, or Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio – all of which are astonishing in nature and [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:03-07:00April 9th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Scarlett’s Getting “Closer”

Dressed in a sequined bodice, matching thong, and a glossy pink wig, Natalie Portman leans into Clive Owen and tells him a something real: “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off…but, it’s better if you do.”  It was in 2004’s Closer that this interaction between Natalie and Clive [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:12-07:00September 16th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |2 Comments
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