This week: The big V says "Yes, yes," to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden "parody" you've been waiting for? It's on. Oh, you weren't waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought? Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the "Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America" "Hottest Girl in America." [...]