This week: It's not a public spectacle without a Vivid contract offer — and the royal wedding is no exception. Fleshlight shatters the rules of logic and logistics, sends a case of pussy imitations to a secret military unit. Someone really needed to turn on the spellcheck when they came up with the title for [...]
This Week: AIM closes, but industry chugs on with — what else? —Taxi Driver and Saturday Night Fever parodies. Girls from the Bad Girls Club really are bad, apparently, with the release of another "celebrity" sex tape. Director works out his oedipal issues by making a loving documentary about his mother, a phone sex [...]
Some penis extenders actually work, apparently — I have a great feeling about scientists discovering unicorns now. The CDC isn't just the last line of defense against zombies, it's the place where clueless docs rail against porn. Destined to be the most boring parody ever made: the upcoming royal wedding. You know I'm right. What's [...]
This week: Monologues are fair game when it comes to porn parodies...wait, what? China gets into 3D porn. Creepy middle-aged Miley Cyrus fans no longer have to worry about sex offender laws and restraining orders — thanks sex toy company! What's new in Juliland.com: An all-new site redesign, that's bigger, bolder and better! April [...]
