The Sexual Surrogate vs. The Hooker

Ben Lewin’s The Sessions tells the very real story of a man confined to an iron lung who desires nothing more than to lose his virginity.  With the support of his therapist and priest, Mark O’Brien (played by John Hawkes) contacts a sexual surrogate, Cheryl Cohen Greene (played by Helen Hunt), for a truly therapeutic [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 29th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , , , |1 Comment

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue PornHub Is Down Youtube Will Do

Who knew that in 2005, PayPal employees Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Katim would be responsible for one the greatest contributions to the Internet since Facebook?  Well, I certainly didn’t.  In fact, in 2005 I believe I was in high school busy listening to Britney Spears: Greatest Hits, getting ready for my first Winter [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 22nd, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Orientalism in Lingerie: Victoria’s Secret Goes East, Fails Yet Again

If you’ve followed my words and read the fine print, you’ll know that I am a bit of a critic concerning Victoria’s Secret.  In a past article titled, The Secret Is Out, I gave a hard spanking to Vickie’s and critiqued their decision to mass produce a t-shirt that said, ‘Study Less Party More.’  I [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 8th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |1 Comment

Virginity: Forever Lost and Never Found

To say that one has “lost” his or her virginity implies that the virginity in question can be found.  You lose a sock, your favorite pen, an earring, even your mind, and in these times of misplacement, there is always a possibility that your absent item can reappear yet again.  With one’s virginity, however, the [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:57-07:00August 20th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |3 Comments

Paraphilia: An A-Z Alphabetic Adventure

Today my naughty students, we will be learning about the many different forms of paraphilia, otherwise known as a condition characterized by abnormal sexual desires, typically involving extreme or dangerous activities.  Most often, these sexual desires are seen as "abnormal," but quite frankly, they are more common than one would imagine.  It's important to remember, however, [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:06-07:00January 24th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |2 Comments

A Way With Dirty Words

"Please Master" by Allen Ginsberg, May 1968 Please master can I touch your cheek please master can I kneel at your feet please master can I loosen your blue pants please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly please master can I gently take down your shorts please master can I have your [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:07-07:00January 4th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments