Fictional Females of My Affection

They may have only existed on screen, in the pages of a novel, or on the cutting room floor.  In some instances, they were manufactured by science, animated by graphic designers, idealized by Truman Capote, and idolized by MILF admirers everywhere.  Their livelihood may have only lasted a mere two and a half hours, but [...]

UCLA + Porn = College Boy Boners

The year was 2008 on a college campus not too far from the Juliland Lair.  The only two females present (quite proudly, I might add) in Ackerman Grand Ballroom were Jane and myself.  And needless to say, we found ourselves surrounded by semen a sea full of men at the University of California Los Angeles [...]