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Muslim model poses nude for Playboy and now regrets it. Proves Snooki and J-Wow don’t have the monopoly on bad life decisions.
Damn it 2: Electric Boogaloo — Feminist Porn Awards announced. That movie that won Steamiest Romantic Movie? A Little Part of Me? In that too.
GWAR plans to make good on their offer to fuck anyone who voted for them in Revolver’s Golden Gods Best Live Act award. So…have fun with that GWAR fans.
CDC doc blasts industry for not rolling over to LA Health County health officials. Industry cites privacy laws; doc finds out he can’t present paper because of same privacy laws. Cue wah-wah-waaaaah horns here.
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They’re parodying royal weddings now. Didn’t we fight a war so we wouldn’t have to watch stuff like this?
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3D nudie flick tops box offices in Taiwan, Hong Kong. I shudder to think what James Cameron is thinking as far as Avatar 2. Hell, I shudder when I think about Avatar, period.
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Some penis extenders actually work, apparently — I have a great feeling about scientists discovering unicorns now. The CDC isn’t just the last line of defense against zombies, it’s the place where clueless docs rail against porn. Destined to be the most boring parody ever made: the upcoming royal wedding. You know I’m right.
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