I try not to mention Twisted on first dates and I hate it. Without her I'm just like everybody else. Good job, normal life, nothing awesome. It fucking sucks! 90% of my awesome stories are from that side of my life! But I don't mention it because it's a lot to drop on a guy [...]
In the midst of watching your all-time favorite film, have you ever paused and considered why it received either a G, PG, PG-13, R or NC-17 rating? Believe it or not, a movie could be between an R and NC-17 rating just based on the amount of pelvic area shown or the number of times [...]
For those of you who prefer Just Bunches cereal to its Honey Bunches of Oats counterpart, this toy of the month was made specifically for you. California Exotic’s 7-Function Silicone Luxe Embrace is essentially just the rabbit from their notorious Jackrabbit line, an adult product that fundamentally revolutionized sex toys and novelty production. Now, vibrator [...]
What do Marilyn Monroe and a side of cream have in common? The Blonde Roast, of course! While your dirty little mind may have initially taken you to a swinging 60’s fetishization of the blonde bombshell herself and your cream, I am here to sadly inform you that this joke starts and ends with coffee [...]
We get a lot of CDs here at the offices of Innocent Words Magazine, well not as much as we used to with digital promotions and all, but still we get a lot. Over the eight years we have been doing this…wow eight years…time sure flies. Anyway over that time period, there are many many [...]
Try as you might, pull as you please but chances are they’ll stay in place where they rightfully should. If you had a pair of your own, you would most likely test my theory by playing with them to your heart’s content or till you were blue in the face. After a while, you’d come [...]
