This week: Men want to bedazzle their junk too. (Wait, what?) Christina Hendricks says they're all real. Which just fine with me. Utah proves, once again, why they're just a burqa away from being the Afghanistan of America — and by Afghanistan, I mean someplace no one wants to visit. This ain't no over the [...]
This week: The big V says "Yes, yes," to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden "parody" you've been waiting for? It's on. Oh, you weren't waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought? Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the "Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America" "Hottest Girl in America." [...]
This week: It's not a public spectacle without a Vivid contract offer — and the royal wedding is no exception. Fleshlight shatters the rules of logic and logistics, sends a case of pussy imitations to a secret military unit. Someone really needed to turn on the spellcheck when they came up with the title for [...]
This Week: AIM closes, but industry chugs on with — what else? —Taxi Driver and Saturday Night Fever parodies. Girls from the Bad Girls Club really are bad, apparently, with the release of another "celebrity" sex tape. Director works out his oedipal issues by making a loving documentary about his mother, a phone sex [...]
This week: Adult's primary testing center — Open? Closed? Consult a Magic 8 Ball? Parents freak the fuck out over an English teacher moonlighting as a romance novelist, forget their kids hate reading. The New York Times discovers sex toys. The adult industry's primary testing center could be closed for remodeling. Or it could be [...]
Some penis extenders actually work, apparently — I have a great feeling about scientists discovering unicorns now. The CDC isn't just the last line of defense against zombies, it's the place where clueless docs rail against porn. Destined to be the most boring parody ever made: the upcoming royal wedding. You know I'm right. What's [...]
