For The Love Of Their Beds

My mother always told me that men are replaceable.  She would say, “Men are like tissues – you use them till’ you’re done and then start with another.”  Then she would try to be cheeky and grab a box of tissues to wipe my tears.  But in doing so, was I wiping my tears with [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:09-07:00November 17th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Vibrator + Umbrella = Vibrella

Hello my darlings!  I recently came across an online product by Babeland that needs to be shared.  Upon first glance, it appears to be a heaven sent to all females: a vibrator and umbrella, all in one.  But when I tried to buy the product and add it to my already full cart of sex [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:09-07:00November 10th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |2 Comments

Illegality in Sex

After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call.  You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute.  In an effort to [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:09-07:00November 9th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |2 Comments
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