Toy of the Month

For those of you who prefer Just Bunches cereal to its Honey Bunches of Oats counterpart, this toy of the month was made specifically for you.  California Exotic’s 7-Function Silicone Luxe Embrace is essentially just the rabbit from their notorious Jackrabbit line, an adult product that fundamentally revolutionized sex toys and novelty production.  Now, vibrator [...]

Cause If You Like It, Then You Should Have Put a Ring on It

If you ever have the chance to see my hands, you’ll notice that I never wear jewelry.  My wrists lack bracelets just as my long fingers are free of jewels and diamonds.  I prefer, instead, to boaster my bare skin, sometimes with the help of vanilla lotion on a dry winter’s day.  But despite my [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:50-07:00December 20th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Toy of the Month

For the month of November, butterflies everywhere have officially spread their wings and made their way down yonder to land more fruitful.  Specifically, they’ve fluttered from my belly toward my beautiful clitoris and transformed their shape in the process.  Rather than having butterflies in my stomach, I can now confidently say, “I have butterflies on [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:51-07:00November 26th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Toy of the Month

Standing proud in a thick chrome coating, the Black Label Jack Rabbit Anniversary Edition appears to be the mother of all toys.  And in many ways, it’s just that – a tribute piece to an icon we all know and love ever since its first appearance in Sex and the City.  In other ways, it’s [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:56-07:00September 24th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Toy of the Month

August’s Toy of the Month sounds very much like a spiritually related, up-and-coming dating site for those who enjoy long walks on the yoga mat.  But, don’t be fooled by its name.  California Exotic’s Body and Soul Connection Massager is small enough to fit into the palm of your hand, but bold enough to excite [...]

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