This week: It's not a public spectacle without a Vivid contract offer — and the royal wedding is no exception. Fleshlight shatters the rules of logic and logistics, sends a case of pussy imitations to a secret military unit. Someone really needed to turn on the spellcheck when they came up with the title for [...]
This Week: AIM closes, but industry chugs on with — what else? —Taxi Driver and Saturday Night Fever parodies. Girls from the Bad Girls Club really are bad, apparently, with the release of another "celebrity" sex tape. Director works out his oedipal issues by making a loving documentary about his mother, a phone sex [...]
This week: Adult's primary testing center — Open? Closed? Consult a Magic 8 Ball? Parents freak the fuck out over an English teacher moonlighting as a romance novelist, forget their kids hate reading. The New York Times discovers sex toys. The adult industry's primary testing center could be closed for remodeling. Or it could be [...]
Some penis extenders actually work, apparently — I have a great feeling about scientists discovering unicorns now. The CDC isn't just the last line of defense against zombies, it's the place where clueless docs rail against porn. Destined to be the most boring parody ever made: the upcoming royal wedding. You know I'm right. What's [...]
This week: Pinups and the models that inspired them. DieHard is a double entendre. Who would have thought? Oh, lawyers. Never nudes: it's not just for Tobias Fünke anymore. What's new in Juliland.com: April jGrrl Nicki Hunter in an all new Movieland film! See Nicki in two new Fotoland sets, as well as Ash Hollywood, [...]
This week: Monologues are fair game when it comes to porn parodies...wait, what? China gets into 3D porn. Creepy middle-aged Miley Cyrus fans no longer have to worry about sex offender laws and restraining orders — thanks sex toy company! What's new in Juliland.com: An all-new site redesign, that's bigger, bolder and better! April [...]
