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So far Jessica Twisted has created 16 blog entries.

On First Dates and The Check Dance

I try not to mention Twisted on first dates and I hate it. Without her I'm just like everybody else. Good job, normal life, nothing awesome. It fucking sucks! 90% of my awesome stories are from that side of my life! But I don't mention it because it's a lot to drop on a guy [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:47-07:00January 29th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , |0 Comments

Rehab

Sometimes I feel like you have to be rehabilitated after quitting stripping.  You start measuring rights and wrongs and normals differently.  I learned this during the year off I took to please my overprotective boyfriend.  Good tip: don't quit stripping for some doucher.  Anyway... You get habits. For me it was sticking my tongue out [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:49-07:00January 9th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Shooting With Dick

After a long, exhaustingly awesome four days, the main reason for my Cali trip had finally arrived.  I was shooting with the creator of the Juliland Universe, the somehow both masochistic and sadistic Richard Avery. When I woke up at 9:30 he was already hard at work playing god in what I can only describe [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00October 31st, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Up next, the sultry… FUDGY THE WHALE!

I was going to the club to dance for the first time ever that Wednesday night. I was so scared. I wanted to go in a few weeks after my tonsilectomy so I'd be all super skinny, but it got pushed back until summer so Gia insisted we pop my cherry as soon as possible.

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 25th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments
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