PART ONE: Among the music and madness, I pulled our very own Troy Michaels away for a moment to discuss his passion for sound. As the creator of Innocent Words, Troy knows a thing or two about what exactly makes a melody into a hit, a musician into a rock star, and a beat into [...]
A cross between a penis pump and a jackrabbit, July’s Toy of the Month is, quite fittingly, a tongue twister. Its name alone requires a large breath before utterance, but once it’s said, the true mouthing off begins. With pump in hand and panties dropped you’ll inhale long enough to say, “The Vibrating Turbo Suction [...]
Ever since the ingenuity of the remote control in the early 1930’s, clickers have found a permanent place in our living rooms, man caves, and our hearts. More recently, however, they have been purchased and placed in bedside tables awaiting the moment when they can finally push your buttons back. Thank you, California Exotics, for [...]
Ashamed to be seen by God but not the serpent, Adam and Eve ate of the land in none other than their birthday suits. Now, I find myself in the comfort of my own home doing the very same – eating apples, committing my own original sins, and watching men fall. Although in the spirit [...]
With National Masturbation Month behind us, I welcome June and all its gloom with open arms, open legs, and a hopeful smile. After all, it’s not every day you get to experience a toy that merges Devo’s one hit wonder and the likes of Showtime’s Nick Hawk seamlessly. A quick history lesson would show that [...]
I want you. I want you to give it to me relentlessly, confidently, and intellectually. I want your tongue, your words, your passion, your thoughts. I want it all, honey. Because after all, there’s nothing sexier than a good mind and a great idea. So would you be so kind and give it to me? [...]
