Toy of the Month

In my dirty mind’s eye, the Utopia of sex toys is a product that perfectly blends ingenuity, intensity, durability, and perhaps most importantly, practicality.  It pains me to say that batteries need changing as often as my bed sheets, and those shiny bells and whistles can only go so far.  Ultimately, my pleasure is more [...]

Toy of the Month

With National Masturbation Month behind us, I welcome June and all its gloom with open arms, open legs, and a hopeful smile.  After all, it’s not every day you get to experience a toy that merges Devo’s one hit wonder and the likes of Showtime’s Nick Hawk seamlessly. A quick history lesson would show that [...]