The dressing room for my club is fairly small. The walls are painted a purplish pink with dark plum star appliqués, a look we all voted for a few years ago when they were remodeling it. Before that it was a sickly taupe-yellow. The lights are fluorescent and harsh, making an even make up job [...]
For the month of February, California Exotics brings to YOU a gift that just keeps on giving: The Gyration Sensations Gyrating Hummer! With and extreme vibrating and throbbing massager accompanied by the famous scoop design and love nub, this product gives new meaning to the phrase, “Ladies come first.” Once you give this hummer a [...]
I’ve always loved a great female singer, so much so that the guys I worked with at the local indie store used to give me shit about it. This is probably the hardest of all the lists for me to only pick my 10 favorites – ok, I only got it down to 11. There [...]
The year was 2008 on a college campus not too far from the Juliland Lair. The only two females present (quite proudly, I might add) in Ackerman Grand Ballroom were Jane and myself. And needless to say, we found ourselves surrounded by semen a sea full of men at the University of California Los Angeles [...]
The experience was neither memorable nor stimulating, but as I sit here at my computer, I try my very hardest to recall the time I popped his cherry. Our relationship (if you’d even call it that) was quickly over after a couple months of fogging up the windows of my Toyota Rav4. The seats would [...]
For some, nookie in the dark is just how it’s done. The familiar becomes grinding in a black abyss or making love in the vaguely obscure – unknowingly, the encounter censors the brilliance of genital upon genital and skin against skin. Some may call it preferably routine, but I call it criminal. When you have [...]
