I'd carried on a conversation about nothing for a good ten minutes, batting my false lashes and giggling loudly at my customer's non-funny jokes while toying with my hair. "You are so funny, I didn't know underwriting mortgages could be so entertaining!" I cooed and traced my nails over his back, perched on his knee [...]
One thing girls are surprised to find out about stripping is it hurts like a bitch. Really. That very first shift is torture. I work out hard and regularly, and it even kicked my ass. Balancing and walking in eight inch heels for six hours is the first part of the pain. Not to mention [...]
Strip clubs are fashion shows. Want to know next season's most popular color? Spend an evening at a cabaret. (It's Pantone 16-1360, by the way. Looks great on a wrap around bikini.) While at the end of the night we all end up naked, your outfit is your way of expressing yourself. School Girl: sweet [...]
The dressing room for my club is fairly small. The walls are painted a purplish pink with dark plum star appliqués, a look we all voted for a few years ago when they were remodeling it. Before that it was a sickly taupe-yellow. The lights are fluorescent and harsh, making an even make up job [...]
When you break it down, every job feels a lot like stripping. Maybe I'm keeping my clothes on at Mega bank, but other than that it's exactly the same. We all start out as cute, innocent little baby strippers. We get our licenses, sign paperwork promising to follow the laws about stripping. No touching period, [...]
Marley woke me up with a text message this morning. Marley: WOMANNNN!!! Twisted: MARLEYYYY!!! Whatttttt Marley: I can't wait to rage on Saturday!!