UCLA + Porn = College Boy Boners

The year was 2008 on a college campus not too far from the Juliland Lair.  The only two females present (quite proudly, I might add) in Ackerman Grand Ballroom were Jane and myself.  And needless to say, we found ourselves surrounded by semen a sea full of men at the University of California Los Angeles [...]

Fuck My [Insert Name Here]

My pussy, my cunt, my love box, my muff.  Whatever you call it, it’s still the same – one beautiful vagina that’s launched a thousand ships, at least.  If you ask me, I typically call my genitals ‘vagina,’ ‘pussy,’ or ‘cunt,’ and quite obviously, those nick names are neither original nor creative.  But after getting [...]

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