Juliland RULES!

Here at the Juliland Universe we have some rules.  These rules are not set in stone or even written down.  These rules are simple and are here for one thing only... To make sure everyone has fun!  I thought I would give an insight to our rules. Rule #01 - Have FUN!  If its NOT gonna [...]

By |2012-10-30T09:00:51-07:00October 30th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |1 Comment

The Sexual Surrogate vs. The Hooker

Ben Lewin’s The Sessions tells the very real story of a man confined to an iron lung who desires nothing more than to lose his virginity.  With the support of his therapist and priest, Mark O’Brien (played by John Hawkes) contacts a sexual surrogate, Cheryl Cohen Greene (played by Helen Hunt), for a truly therapeutic [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 29th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , , , |1 Comment

Up next, the sultry… FUDGY THE WHALE!

I was going to the club to dance for the first time ever that Wednesday night. I was so scared. I wanted to go in a few weeks after my tonsilectomy so I'd be all super skinny, but it got pushed back until summer so Gia insisted we pop my cherry as soon as possible.

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 25th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue PornHub Is Down Youtube Will Do

Who knew that in 2005, PayPal employees Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Katim would be responsible for one the greatest contributions to the Internet since Facebook?  Well, I certainly didn’t.  In fact, in 2005 I believe I was in high school busy listening to Britney Spears: Greatest Hits, getting ready for my first Winter [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 22nd, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Dearly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here Today…

When I was 12-years-old my first cassete was The Go Gos Vacation. This was a major turn after my early flirtation with my Kiss records (see previous blog http://www.innocentwords.com/Blogs/tabid/803/EntryId/81/You-Wanted-the-Best-You-Got-the-Best.aspx). But damn it, I couldn’t help myself. That song “Vacation” was so cool and the band was five girls. For a kid who loved music on the [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 16th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |1 Comment
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