"Please Master" by Allen Ginsberg, May 1968 Please master can I touch your cheek please master can I kneel at your feet please master can I loosen your blue pants please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly please master can I gently take down your shorts please master can I have your [...]
In the words of the GoGirl Company: "Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic. GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, [...]
The devil presents himself in the form of a furry companion, a loyal dog to the one and only Ash Hollywoof Hollywood. While he’s always by her side, Lucifer was able to take a few moments of his time to talk with Baby Frank over a bone and a tennis ball. Needless to say, these [...]
It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and no one knows it better than Franklin Stone, the furry child of Scarlett Stone. She insists that she “gave birth” to Frank seven years ago, but the truth remains – Frank is a dog and quite clearly, a birth such as that is physically impossible. But [...]
I used to truly despise the work of Georgia O'Keeffe. I felt that her flower paintings depicted female femininity in the worst possible manner. Oh Georgia, how original you were – a painting of a flower that looks like a vagina. Did she feel that the vagina simply resembled plant-like forms? Maybe she was making [...]
Tis the season! Ugh! More traffic, more noise, more stress, holiday music, holiday parties, and holiday wishes. It all leads to stress and more stress. Now I’m not a complete Scrooge, but I just believe these holidays are for the kids and adults should simply enjoy it for them. However, I do like the food [...]
