The devil presents himself in the form of a furry companion, a loyal dog to the one and only Ash Hollywoof Hollywood.  While he’s always by her side, Lucifer was able to take a few moments of his time to talk with Baby Frank over a bone and a tennis ball.  Needless to say, these two men hit it off immediately and luckily for you, we have their interview translated and recorded for your viewing pleasure.

Lucifer: “Woof woof bark arf arf growl woof bark bark arf!” Translation brought to you by Ash Hollywood.

Why do you think Ash named you Lucifer?
bark bark arf woof woof arf bark wink.
I think it’s because of my devilishly good looks and my mischievous attitude. I’m very rebellious.

If you could tell your master one thing, what would it be?
Growl bark bark growl!
Get back in the kitchen, woman.

Where is your favorite spot to pee?
Woof woof arf arf howl!
Over all the other dogs spots. The world is mine!

If you were an adult star, what would your porn star name be?
Arf woof,  bark panting.
Tyrone Shoes …because you know I can’t.  ;-)

What would you like to say to all the female dogs out there?
Woof woof bark arf woof growl bark bark arf woof.
Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of me to go around. Just a warning, I don’t cuddle. Go to Richard Avery for that.  ;-)