A Way With Dirty Words

"Please Master" by Allen Ginsberg, May 1968 Please master can I touch your cheek please master can I kneel at your feet please master can I loosen your blue pants please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly please master can I gently take down your shorts please master can I have your [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:07-07:00January 4th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Happy Holidays from Juliland

The new year is swiftly approaching us.  Richard Avery is ruminating and recalling his past, Stella Blue is writing down her New Year¹s resolutions, Baby Frank is licking his butt, and I am slowly but surely planning a road trip to the one and only Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo.  So, I¹m sure it comes to [...]

You Won’t Be Like A Man. You’ll Just Pee Like One.

In the words of the GoGirl Company: "Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic. GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:07-07:00December 21st, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |2 Comments

Frankly, It’s Baby Frank

It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and no one knows it better than Franklin Stone, the furry child of Scarlett Stone.  She insists that she “gave birth” to Frank seven years ago, but the truth remains – Frank is a dog and quite clearly, a birth such as that is physically impossible. But [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:07-07:00December 16th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

Check, Double Check, From Me, By Me

Here in the Juliland Universe, we are lucky enough to have been blessed with a small hand full of amazing writers.  We have Stella Blue, who writes about her world-wide travels across the globe, Tod Hunter, who blogs about his everyday thoughts in a thoughtful and kindhearted way, and Scarlett Stone, who writes all about [...]

I Spy A Pussy

I used to truly despise the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.  I felt that her flower paintings depicted female femininity in the worst possible manner.  Oh  Georgia, how original you were – a painting of a flower that looks like a vagina.  Did she feel that the vagina simply resembled plant-like forms?  Maybe she was making [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:07-07:00December 12th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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