I’ve been getting a ton of emails recently regarding the act of sexual role-play: how to effectively role-play, its importance, different ideas to incorporate into the bedroom, etc. It seemed that the passing of Halloween inspired many partners to indulge in the ever-so seductive art of dress up, a game of sorts that we’re conditioned [...]
The term ‘fantasy’ is a word we loosely throw around in our everyday language to describe an intangible entity, one in which we wish we could acquire, but don’t quite have within reach. For some, a fantasy could encompass a job or a car, even a house or an item of clothing. But here in [...]
Are you in a long-distance relationship? Do you find yourself missing your lover’s cunt? Wouldn’t you like to have your partner’s pussy at the drop of a hat? Well, now you can with Clone-A-Pussy! This revolutionary molding kit allows one to create an exact rubber copy of any vagina in just a few minutes. It’s [...]
My mother always told me that men are replaceable. She would say, “Men are like tissues – you use them till’ you’re done and then start with another.” Then she would try to be cheeky and grab a box of tissues to wipe my tears. But in doing so, was I wiping my tears with [...]
Hello my darlings! I recently came across an online product by Babeland that needs to be shared. Upon first glance, it appears to be a heaven sent to all females: a vibrator and umbrella, all in one. But when I tried to buy the product and add it to my already full cart of sex [...]
After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call. You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute. In an effort to [...]
