Harder, Wetter, and Then It’s Over

Touch me (properly, of course) in my nether regions and I’ll get turned on.  I’ll know I’m turned on because I’ll feel  my cunt tingle, my panties soak, and my stomach turn.  Did I mention my nipples will show through my white cotton dress? Before you know it, we’ll both be aware of my overwhelming [...]

Put the Pussy on a Pedestal

In an earlier article, Scarlett’s Survey of Vagina Names, I gave you all a little insight into the creative, and at times, offensive, language men and women use when discussing the Vagina.  I listed, reorganized, and then catalogued tons of terms for your viewing pleasure.  But after receiving emails from a few of you, I [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:11-07:00September 26th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |1 Comment

Scarlett’s Getting “Closer”

Dressed in a sequined bodice, matching thong, and a glossy pink wig, Natalie Portman leans into Clive Owen and tells him a something real: “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off…but, it’s better if you do.”  It was in 2004’s Closer that this interaction between Natalie and Clive [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:12-07:00September 16th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |2 Comments

Will You Fuck Me, Please?

After the publication of John Gray’s best-selling book in 1992, Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus, the world got a new taste of the real differences between the sexes.  While some have criticized the book for it’s overall stereotyping of genders, the 7 million plus copies sold tells us that perhaps there’s truth to [...]

Lap Dancers and Ovulation: A Match Made in Heaven?

As most women know (and I’m hoping most men as well), ovulation is the process in a female’s menstrual cycle when a mature egg is released from the ovary, pushed down the fallopian tube, and is available to be fertilized.  Essentially, it’s when a woman is the most fertile and able to get pregnant.  But, [...]

This Sperm or That Sperm?

Wouldn’t it be nice if women found themselves in a tight situation (newly pregnant, unable to take care of a child, or perhaps uninterested in having children at the moment) and could literally think their way out of a pregnancy?  I’m not talking about praying, hoping, or wishing on a star – rather, I’m talking [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:13-07:00August 31st, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments
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