Try as you might, pull as you please but chances are they’ll stay in place where they rightfully should. If you had a pair of your own, you would most likely test my theory by playing with them to your heart’s content or till you were blue in the face. After a while, you’d come [...]
Once there was a grrl in her car, Who rubbed it and went very far. She felt uninspired and tried things with wires, And now, she’s called Bobbi Starr. Electrosluts is the name of her game, Wired Pussy is different but the same. If you love her with passion, try this on for fashion, You’ll [...]
The ghosts of Christmas’ past, present, and future walk into a bar. The ghost of past tells the bartender that Juliland broke hearts, brought on boners, and ignited major crushes this past year of 2012. Ghost of present tells the bartender that Richard Avery thinks too highly of himself, while ghost of future tells the [...]
If you ever have the chance to see my hands, you’ll notice that I never wear jewelry. My wrists lack bracelets just as my long fingers are free of jewels and diamonds. I prefer, instead, to boaster my bare skin, sometimes with the help of vanilla lotion on a dry winter’s day. But despite my [...]
Rumors spread even before the film’s release, reviews are written prior to audience interest, and before you know it, millions of viewers turn up at the box office to see just one actress bare it all. In some cases, she’s simply naked. In others, she has Vincent Gallo’s cock in her mouth, rose petals around [...]
After several dinners and a movie, long walks on the beach, and sticky nights in the bedroom, technology and lingerie have made their romance publicly official with the fabrication of five very unique products. Somewhere between a teddy and a telephone, a G-string and a GPS, and a corset and a camera, the following pieces [...]
