Join The Club

To not join is the equivalent of not voting.  In both instances, you’re luckily of age, you have the opportunity to do so, yet you refuse to exercise your right.  By passing up these chances, you’re not only moronic, but you’re also missing out on a whole lot of action.  In the case of [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:54-07:00October 9th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

Tricks and Treats

As Halloween is swiftly approaching us, I felt compelled to write an article about my absolute favorite holiday before I get completely drunk off candy and pumpkin seeds.  Naturally, I’ve already carved my pumpkin into the shape of a vagina.  And I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I used a sharpie to carefully [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:12:10-07:00October 26th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments