As a writer for a killer porn production company like Juliland, I can easily say that I've seen it all. However, when I came across the following video, I quickly held my tongue. Have you ever wondered what the absolute worst and bizarre orgasms in history looked like? Or perhaps the strangest "O" face? Or [...]
I’ve been getting a ton of emails recently regarding the act of sexual role-play: how to effectively role-play, its importance, different ideas to incorporate into the bedroom, etc. It seemed that the passing of Halloween inspired many partners to indulge in the ever-so seductive art of dress up, a game of sorts that we’re conditioned [...]
The term ‘fantasy’ is a word we loosely throw around in our everyday language to describe an intangible entity, one in which we wish we could acquire, but don’t quite have within reach. For some, a fantasy could encompass a job or a car, even a house or an item of clothing. But here in [...]
After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call. You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute. In an effort to [...]
Touch me (properly, of course) in my nether regions and I’ll get turned on. I’ll know I’m turned on because I’ll feel my cunt tingle, my panties soak, and my stomach turn. Did I mention my nipples will show through my white cotton dress? Before you know it, we’ll both be aware of my overwhelming [...]
Dressed in a sequined bodice, matching thong, and a glossy pink wig, Natalie Portman leans into Clive Owen and tells him a something real: “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off…but, it’s better if you do.” It was in 2004’s Closer that this interaction between Natalie and Clive [...]
