Toy of the Month

Penis pumps are yesterday’s news since the ingenuity and release of Dr. Laura Berman’s Intimate Basics Collection from California Exotic Novelties.  With a total of fifty toys to her debut line, the Dr. has shown that woman can not only vibrate, stimulate, massage, pulse, dilate, plug and rotate, BUT they can also pump just like their [...]

Toy of the Month

In my dirty mind’s eye, the Utopia of sex toys is a product that perfectly blends ingenuity, intensity, durability, and perhaps most importantly, practicality.  It pains me to say that batteries need changing as often as my bed sheets, and those shiny bells and whistles can only go so far.  Ultimately, my pleasure is more [...]

Toy of the Month

For the month of August, I give to you California Exotic’s Entice Grace!  This sleek silicone massager may look like a Ridley Scott creation designed to hunt down Sigourney Weaver and the rest of mankind, but I assure you, your genitals are in safe hands.  If you ignore the fact that the tip of the [...]

Toy of the Month

A cross between a penis pump and a jackrabbit, July’s Toy of the Month is, quite fittingly, a tongue twister.  Its name alone requires a large breath before utterance, but once it’s said, the true mouthing off begins.  With pump in hand and panties dropped you’ll inhale long enough to say, “The Vibrating Turbo Suction [...]

Toy of the Month

Ever since the ingenuity of the remote control in the early 1930’s, clickers have found a permanent place in our living rooms, man caves, and our hearts.  More recently, however, they have been purchased and placed in bedside tables awaiting the moment when they can finally push your buttons back.  Thank you, California Exotics, for [...]

Toy of the Month

With National Masturbation Month behind us, I welcome June and all its gloom with open arms, open legs, and a hopeful smile.  After all, it’s not every day you get to experience a toy that merges Devo’s one hit wonder and the likes of Showtime’s Nick Hawk seamlessly. A quick history lesson would show that [...]