Toy of the Month

Penis pumps are yesterday’s news since the ingenuity and release of Dr. Laura Berman’s Intimate Basics Collection from California Exotic Novelties.  With a total of fifty toys to her debut line, the Dr. has shown that woman can not only vibrate, stimulate, massage, pulse, dilate, plug and rotate, BUT they can also pump just like their [...]

Fuck My [Insert Name Here]

My pussy, my cunt, my love box, my muff.  Whatever you call it, it’s still the same – one beautiful vagina that’s launched a thousand ships, at least.  If you ask me, I typically call my genitals ‘vagina,’ ‘pussy,’ or ‘cunt,’ and quite obviously, those nick names are neither original nor creative.  But after getting [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:11:59+00:00 August 6th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |2 Comments

The Sacred Cunt and The Doctor

In Terri Kapsalis’ published work, Public Privates: Performing Gynecology from Both Ends of the Spectrum, she uncovers the real issues that come from making medical decisions and assumptions based on gender dynamics and cultural opinions of the female body.  Addressing the implications and problems associated with the work of sociologists, Henslin and Biggs, in the “Dramaturgical [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:12:06+00:00 January 16th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |1 Comment

I Spy A Pussy

I used to truly despise the work of Georgia O'Keeffe.  I felt that her flower paintings depicted female femininity in the worst possible manner.  Oh  Georgia, how original you were – a painting of a flower that looks like a vagina.  Did she feel that the vagina simply resembled plant-like forms?  Maybe she was making [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:12:07+00:00 December 12th, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Clone-A-Pussy

Are you in a long-distance relationship?  Do you find yourself missing your lover’s cunt?  Wouldn’t you like to have your partner’s pussy at the drop of a hat?  Well, now you can with Clone-A-Pussy!  This revolutionary molding kit allows one to create an exact rubber copy of any vagina in just a few minutes.  It’s [...]

By | 2016-10-15T07:12:09+00:00 November 21st, 2011|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |0 Comments

Harder, Wetter, and Then It’s Over

Touch me (properly, of course) in my nether regions and I’ll get turned on.  I’ll know I’m turned on because I’ll feel  my cunt tingle, my panties soak, and my stomach turn.  Did I mention my nipples will show through my white cotton dress? Before you know it, we’ll both be aware of my overwhelming [...]