Hello my darlings! I recently came across an online product by Babeland that needs to be shared. Upon first glance, it appears to be a heaven sent to all females: a vibrator and umbrella, all in one. But when I tried to buy the product and add it to my already full cart of sex [...]
After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call. You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute. In an effort to [...]
For those of you who appreciate Disney classics as much as I do, perhaps you’re familiar with the Cinderella song, “A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes.” For those of who aren’t so familiar, I’ll give you a few necessary details so you’re up to speed. Walt Disney created this film in 1950 and [...]
I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to introduce to you all one of my dearest friends, Stella Blue! While I adore all my grrls here in the Juliland Universe, I have such a soft spot for Stella that’s truly unique and unparalleled. I’m sure Richard would agree with me when I say there’s [...]
As Halloween is swiftly approaching us, I felt compelled to write an article about my absolute favorite holiday before I get completely drunk off candy and pumpkin seeds. Naturally, I’ve already carved my pumpkin into the shape of a vagina. And I’m sure it comes as no surprise that I used a sharpie to carefully [...]
The White House, Buckingham Palace, and the Taj Mahal are all highly iconic buildings that are both internationally recognized and visited by thousands on a daily basis. For that reason alone, their gates are strictly guarded, and their tour guides come prepared for the tourists that await their secrets from within. So, like all great [...]
