If A Penis Could Read

If a cock could converse, what would he say?  Perhaps he would ask for a nice rub, a kiss before bed, a quickie in the morning, or an all-day fuck fest.  In times of overwhelming sexual frustration, he may yell out slurs of discontentment or even a simple, “Fuck me.” If the one-eyed snake could [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00November 13th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |2 Comments

My 10 Favorite Bassists

I am kind of indifferent when it comes to bass. I am glad it’s there in the band, but I don’t obsess over it like a guitarist. I know the bass is important and there are hundreds of bass players that should be on this list rather than the ones I have, but these are [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00November 12th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Baby Frank Meets Hilo

Hello, Hilo!?  Baby Frank exclaims as he sniffs the butt of Angel Vain’s one true love, her dog.  While Angel is a busy body, you can generally find Hilo at the opposite end of the spectrum taking long naps and yawning for exercise.  Despite their diverse lifestyles, the two get along swimmingly.  And as usual, Baby Frank was live at the scene [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00November 8th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Is Rock Dead?

A good friend recently sent me this link http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1655254/-rock-dead.jhtml written by Gil Kaufman wondering if rock was dead. They, and by “they,” I mean naysayers and the media, have been saying rock is dead for 40 years now. They said rock was dead when Elvis died, when Lennon died, when the punk movement of the [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00November 6th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

Life According to Porn

Sometimes I find myself watching porn for hours at a time and I start to forget that the non-adult community is quite contrary from what I’m viewing on screen.  In most cases the difference between civilians and porn stars is remarkably evident, especially when they’re standing before you in a comparable fashion.  The stereotypical porn [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00November 5th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |1 Comment

Shooting With Dick

After a long, exhaustingly awesome four days, the main reason for my Cali trip had finally arrived.  I was shooting with the creator of the Juliland Universe, the somehow both masochistic and sadistic Richard Avery. When I woke up at 9:30 he was already hard at work playing god in what I can only describe [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:53-07:00October 31st, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |0 Comments
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