Toy of the Month

With National Masturbation Month behind us, I welcome June and all its gloom with open arms, open legs, and a hopeful smile.  After all, it’s not every day you get to experience a toy that merges Devo’s one hit wonder and the likes of Showtime’s Nick Hawk seamlessly. A quick history lesson would show that [...]

Toy of the Month

I bet Dumbledore didn’t see this one cuming!  Jopen’s new Key collection presents to their adoring fans an unparalleled wand to truly stir up some magic in the bedroom and beyond.  Known more formally as the Comet G Wand, this particular toy has a durable glass body dipped in soft and luxurious body-safe silicone.  Unlike many [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:44-07:00April 24th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Toy of the Month

April’s toy of the month may not have “anal plug” sprawled across its packaging, but it’s not to hard infer its function from the ever-so clever title, Booty Call.  California Exotics’ Booty Player is, as I already stated, an anal plug.  But unlike other toys used for up-the-butt-play, this product has 10 very powerful functions [...]

Toy of the Month

For the month of February, California Exotics brings to YOU a gift that just keeps on giving: The Gyration Sensations Gyrating Hummer!  With and extreme vibrating and throbbing massager accompanied by the famous scoop design and love nub, this product gives new meaning to the phrase, “Ladies come first.”  Once you give this hummer a [...]

Toy of the Month

For those of you who prefer Just Bunches cereal to its Honey Bunches of Oats counterpart, this toy of the month was made specifically for you.  California Exotic’s 7-Function Silicone Luxe Embrace is essentially just the rabbit from their notorious Jackrabbit line, an adult product that fundamentally revolutionized sex toys and novelty production.  Now, vibrator [...]

Toy of the Month

For the month of November, butterflies everywhere have officially spread their wings and made their way down yonder to land more fruitful.  Specifically, they’ve fluttered from my belly toward my beautiful clitoris and transformed their shape in the process.  Rather than having butterflies in my stomach, I can now confidently say, “I have butterflies on [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:51-07:00November 26th, 2012|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments
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