For the month of November, butterflies everywhere have officially spread their wings and made their way down yonder to land more fruitful. Specifically, they’ve fluttered from my belly toward my beautiful clitoris and transformed their shape in the process. Rather than having butterflies in my stomach, I can now confidently say, “I have butterflies on [...]
If a cock could converse, what would he say? Perhaps he would ask for a nice rub, a kiss before bed, a quickie in the morning, or an all-day fuck fest. In times of overwhelming sexual frustration, he may yell out slurs of discontentment or even a simple, “Fuck me.” If the one-eyed snake could [...]
Sometimes I find myself watching porn for hours at a time and I start to forget that the non-adult community is quite contrary from what I’m viewing on screen. In most cases the difference between civilians and porn stars is remarkably evident, especially when they’re standing before you in a comparable fashion. The stereotypical porn [...]
Ben Lewin’s The Sessions tells the very real story of a man confined to an iron lung who desires nothing more than to lose his virginity. With the support of his therapist and priest, Mark O’Brien (played by John Hawkes) contacts a sexual surrogate, Cheryl Cohen Greene (played by Helen Hunt), for a truly therapeutic [...]
Who knew that in 2005, PayPal employees Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Katim would be responsible for one the greatest contributions to the Internet since Facebook? Well, I certainly didn’t. In fact, in 2005 I believe I was in high school busy listening to Britney Spears: Greatest Hits, getting ready for my first Winter [...]
For A Good Time, Call… brings laughter, fake orgasms, leopard print, and pink telephones to all those in a need of an injection of raunchy chick-flick humor. In fact, the last time I experienced such ball-busting verve from the mouth of a female was in the bathroom at Geisha House last Friday night. Other than [...]
