10 Years After: The Spitting Incident of 2002

February 2012 kicked off the 0th anniversary of Innocent Words Magazine. With that in mind, we have decided to write one retrospective feature each issue documenting our biggest moments, good, bad or otherwise. The Chicago band Local H had a pretty good following where I am from because they’d often make the 2-plus hour trek [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:44-07:00April 22nd, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , |0 Comments

10 Favorite Bassists

I am kind of indifferent when it comes to bass. I am glad it’s there in the band, but I don’t obsess over it like a guitarist. I know the bass is important and there are hundreds of bass players that should be on this list rather than the ones I have, but these are [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:44-07:00April 15th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , , , , |1 Comment

The Beauty and the Breast Reduction

If we take a que from societal standards of beauty, we would learn that good looks open doors, assets bring forth erections, and on some occasions, a smile can drop trou.  If we study the curves and cup sizes of bombshells such as Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton, we would also learn that tits are [...]

10 Favorites Male Singers

I had a really tough time with this list to only have 10. In fact, I had to have 12. I broke up the singers in to male and female, even after that there were still too many names. So I cut it down to just have rock singers. Jeff Buckley It might sound a [...]

The Business of Rock ‘n’ Roll

There was a recent report about a bank looking to foreclose on former Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley‘s home in Yorktown, N.Y. The reason being, the bank claims that Frehley, 61, has not paid his mortgage since March 1, 2011. Apparently the legendary guitarist owes a principal of $703,581.48, plus interest, late charges and fees from [...]

By |2016-10-15T07:11:44-07:00March 26th, 2013|Categories: Articles|Tags: , |1 Comment

Toy of the Month

April’s toy of the month may not have “anal plug” sprawled across its packaging, but it’s not to hard infer its function from the ever-so clever title, Booty Call.  California Exotics’ Booty Player is, as I already stated, an anal plug.  But unlike other toys used for up-the-butt-play, this product has 10 very powerful functions [...]

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