My mother always told me that men are replaceable. She would say, “Men are like tissues – you use them till’ you’re done and then start with another.” Then she would try to be cheeky and grab a box of tissues to wipe my tears. But in doing so, was I wiping my tears with [...]
Sometimes you just get lucky. I think of myself as a nice guy. I have worked at a major theme park in Anaheim, where they specialize in being nice, so I learned from the best and I work as a volunteer guide at a private club in Hollywood (RICHARD DO NOT LINK TO THE CLUB) [...]
Whatever your vice, we found it here this past weekend at Amsterdam Dance Event, Europe’s most anticipated electronic music conference. DJ’s, Producers, Celebrities, Promoters, Agencies and Clubbers packed over 41 venues across the city, about 140,000 visitors in total and I was lucky enough to get backstage access to a few of the parties. [...]
Hello my darlings! I recently came across an online product by Babeland that needs to be shared. Upon first glance, it appears to be a heaven sent to all females: a vibrator and umbrella, all in one. But when I tried to buy the product and add it to my already full cart of sex [...]
After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call. You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute. In an effort to [...]
OMFG! What is worse? What is better? Who are these grrls and why do I love them both? What the fuck am I talking about and do you really care? I just want to express my love and respect for two of my favorite grrls in the Juliland Universe: Aiden Ashley and Ash Hollywood, one [...]
