After a long and stressful week of working in the Juliland Lair, I decided to place a order for a booty call.  You can imagine my disappointment when my reliable booty call became entirely unreliable, as he lost his erection, found it again, and then came in less than one minute.  In an effort to still feel productive, I went online and searched the hills of the internet for interesting information to share with you.  After all, you’re probably one of the most reliable facets in my life.  With the help of Dribbleglass.com, here are some strange and at times shocking sex laws that have been passed across the world…

In London, it’s illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

The Romans would crush a first-time rapist’s gonads between two stones.

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

In Pompeii, a special law was directed at prostitutes. They had to dye their hair either blue, red or yellow in order to be able to work.

Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

In Alabama, it’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.”

There are men in Guam whose full-time job it is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Why? Under the law in Guam, it is forbidden for virgins to marry.

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.

In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”

A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

Your’s truly,
Scarlett Stone

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