slc_observationsIn an upcoming episode of Shut Up Bentley with host Samantha Bentley and guest Alektra Blue we talked about things that annoy us.  I barely scratched the surface with this topic and let the grrls have fun with it.  After we were done I thought about it a lot and came up with this list.  This might be the easiest list I have ever written since so many things annoy the fuck out of me.

  1. Waiting – this probably pisses me off more than anything in my life.  I fucking hate to wait for anything and anyone.  I do NOT have the time to waste.
  2. People who don’t use their turn signals – hey idiot, your car comes with one, please use it.
  3. Lazy behavior – I can not stand lazy anything.  If you want something, then fucking work for it!
  4. Ignorance – this doesn’t really annoy me.  I fucking pisses me off.  Ignorance sucks and the biggest problem in the world today.
  5. Grrls who try too hard – I could say people with this one, but I wanna focus on grrls.  PLEASE stop trying so hard to be sexy and cool.  Its so NOT!  Trying is not cool.  Just be you!
  6. Cheesy nail polish – keep it simple grrls.  I can not stand those crazy colors, wacky patterns or pointed claws.  Don’t follow every trend.  Ugh.
  7. The word “Bro” – Dude, stop saying Bro!!!  Thank you.
  8. Pain – Not really annoying, more like fucking stupid.  I hate it more than anything.  Fucking sucks!
  9. Slow drivers – Get the fuck out of my way please.  You’re an idiot if you are going slower than everyone else.
  10. Lack of manners – People have forgotten their manners and it pisses me off, thank you.

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