When the Juliland Universe asked me to come up with ten things that make me go absolutely wild, I had a very difficult time simply staying within the number limit. But after narrowing them down, I have here my ten favorite things in no particular order: STEAK: Give me a good steak cooked medium rare [...]
This month I’ve been spending a lot of time in the company of California Exotic’s Risqué Tulip, a 10-function vibrator with the power to quickly knock your socks off. It’s small and slim enough to fit into your bag or side table drawer, and it comes in either black, purple, or blue. If you put [...]
You know the saying, "Wake up and smell the roses"? Well, Baby Frank took that phrase quite literally last Sunday when he met up with the flower of all flowers, Aiden's dog, Daisy. The two of them were immediately smitten with one another, as they napped under the willow trees, canoodled in the brush, and peed on every trash can in [...]
If Britney Spears were a porn star, the world would be a much better place. Among the many artists and musicians that I admire, I must admit that I revere and idolize Britney Spears the absolute most and to the highest degree. Say what you will, make fun of me all you want, but it’ll [...]
You find yourself in the heat of the moment, about to climax, about to let yourself go completely. Your partner tells you he or she wants you to oh-so-quickly switch from vaginal to anal sex (or visa versa) because “it feels amazing “ or they “saw it in porn.” Naturally, you’re inclined to make the [...]
I've said it once, and I'll say it again – vibrators are a girl’s best friend. Forget the diamonds, the sports cars, the luxury handbags, and the oh-so-unnecessary designer apparel. It’s truly all about the personal massagers, and this month, the focus is on California Exotic’s Couture Collection Curved Colétte Massager. Personally, I’m quite picky [...]
