April’s toy of the month may not have “anal plug” sprawled across its packaging, but it’s not to hard infer its function from the ever-so clever title, Booty Call. California Exotics’ Booty Player is, as I already stated, an anal plug. But unlike other toys used for up-the-butt-play, this product has 10 very powerful functions [...]
They may have only existed on screen, in the pages of a novel, or on the cutting room floor. In some instances, they were manufactured by science, animated by graphic designers, idealized by Truman Capote, and idolized by MILF admirers everywhere. Their livelihood may have only lasted a mere two and a half hours, but [...]
For the month of February, California Exotics brings to YOU a gift that just keeps on giving: The Gyration Sensations Gyrating Hummer! With and extreme vibrating and throbbing massager accompanied by the famous scoop design and love nub, this product gives new meaning to the phrase, “Ladies come first.” Once you give this hummer a [...]
The year was 2008 on a college campus not too far from the Juliland Lair. The only two females present (quite proudly, I might add) in Ackerman Grand Ballroom were Jane and myself. And needless to say, we found ourselves surrounded by semen a sea full of men at the University of California Los Angeles [...]
The experience was neither memorable nor stimulating, but as I sit here at my computer, I try my very hardest to recall the time I popped his cherry. Our relationship (if you’d even call it that) was quickly over after a couple months of fogging up the windows of my Toyota Rav4. The seats would [...]
For some, nookie in the dark is just how it’s done. The familiar becomes grinding in a black abyss or making love in the vaguely obscure – unknowingly, the encounter censors the brilliance of genital upon genital and skin against skin. Some may call it preferably routine, but I call it criminal. When you have [...]
