Once there was a grrl in her car,
Who rubbed it and went very far.
She felt uninspired and tried things with wires,
And now, she’s called Bobbi Starr. 

Electrosluts is the name of her game,
Wired Pussy is different but the same.
If you love her with passion, try this on for fashion,
You’ll orgasm till you’re in pain.

But the hospital won’t do you good,
So give in and keep up that wood!
Cuz we’ll all fuck a guy who’s adventurous, not shy,
And loves fetish as he rightfully should.

Now Scarlett is done with her rhyme,
This poem should be considered a crime.
Her chops may be weak, but she still loves to speak
About sex toys and dicks all the time.  

And, it’s true!  My poem was horrible, but I absolutely adore talking frankly about human sexuality and the toys we lovingly use (and overflow from our dresser drawers).  If you know me at all, you’re most likely aware of my undying appreciation for all California Exotics products – jackrabbits in particular – and their ability to properly pleasure.  Recently, however, I’ve strayed off into the abyss of safe, genital electrocution (or e-stim), a form of fetish that is predominantly practiced by the lovely Bobbi Starr at Kink’s notorious Armory.  Once you start watching her work in Electrosluts, Divine Bitches, Whipped Ass, Foot Worship, Wired Pussy, and Men in Pain, you’ll become an electricityaholic in mere moments of a spark.

Understandably, it’s not for some.  But for those of you wanting to surpass the humdrum toys at Hustler and move on from your almost broken Hitachi, I recommend investing in toys that can aid you in electrosex.  With any form of physical electrocution, the receiver should expect a surge of nerve excitement and stimulation, a feeling that ultimately releases yummy endorphins.  But how do you begin your e-stim experience?  Do you place your partner in a bath and throw them the hair dryer?  No, silly!  I sure hope you’re smarter than that (and more inventive).  In order to avoid mishaps and murders, I suggest you use the Dual Channel TENS Unit.  Unlike Kink’s ever-popular violet wand, the TENS Unit is approved by most medical supply companies.  And did I mention that you can inconspicuously carry it around, avoiding those awkward stares and “bulges” in your bag.

The TENS Unit is an everyday device used most commonly for electrotherapy in the cases of muscle spasms or tightness, injury, and chronic pain.  But because some sexual innovators like to think outside of the dildo box, the device is also used for erotic play.  I personally love my dual channel TENS Unit because it allows me to control and customize the frequency, pulsation, and waves of each shock.  The particular model I own came with two electrodes, which you can stick to most surfaces (I recommend buying extra electrodes, as they eventually lose their stickiness and can become unsanitary after usage).

You can start off slow by attaching the electrodes to any sensitive area – think nipples, clitoris, the head of the penis, shaft, perineum, or testicles – but NEVER inside an orifice.  The electrical surges can even be transferred through handcuffs, bed posts, windows, or any sufficient conductor.  If you are using an outside conductor, you may want to place a semi-thick cloth in between the skin and the surface to decrease the chances of burning or irritation.  In order to avoid any complications, communicate before, during, and after to better understand where he or she stands with the level and frequency of your electro play.

But please remember: always start off with a low charge!  You never know how you or your partner’s body will react to e-stim.  If he or she has a medical condition such as diabetes, epilepsy, cardiac irregularities, pregnancy, etc., stay away from electrosex and bring out those good ol’ condoms and lube.  I’ve always said, sometimes the best sex is basic.

Yours truly,
Scarlett Stone

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