Catnip aside, our very own Baby Frank is under love’s spell falling quite hard for a feline female named Bellatrix. If Frank is anything like his mommy Scarlett, his adoration is due to her uncanny similarities to a crazed witch from Harry Potter. But will this tale of two lovers last the test of time? [...]
With National Masturbation Month behind us, I welcome June and all its gloom with open arms, open legs, and a hopeful smile. After all, it’s not every day you get to experience a toy that merges Devo’s one hit wonder and the likes of Showtime’s Nick Hawk seamlessly. A quick history lesson would show that [...]
In the fourth or fifth grade I took up the drums as my first instrument. I wanted to be like Peter Criss. That dream died after one lesson. I didn’t know I had to learn notes and hold the sticks a certain way. I hated it and took up guitar a year later. To this [...]
The first rock ‘n’ roll movie I ever saw was “Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park” on Halloween. Though the movie sucked, it cemented my love for not only music but movies about music. I especially love music documentaries aka “rock docs” where the film maker takes you behind the stage to see the [...]
Call it fifth base, sodomy, buggery, butt sex, bumb fucking, chocolate thieving, riding the Hershey highway, cornholing, Greeking, parting cheeks, making pound cake, a chocolate cha cha, or a back-door-Charlie. If you’re Merriam Webster or my gynecologist, you may clinically describe it as a sexual activity that involves insertion of the penis or a sex [...]
I bet Dumbledore didn’t see this one cuming! Jopen’s new Key collection presents to their adoring fans an unparalleled wand to truly stir up some magic in the bedroom and beyond. Known more formally as the Comet G Wand, this particular toy has a durable glass body dipped in soft and luxurious body-safe silicone. Unlike many [...]
