Standing proud in a thick chrome coating, the Black Label Jack Rabbit Anniversary Edition appears to be the mother of all toys. And in many ways, it’s just that – a tribute piece to an icon we all know and love ever since its first appearance in Sex and the City. In other ways, it’s [...]
A British pug named Fang walks into a bar. He asks for a spot of tea and snuffles out a big snort. As he turns around, he comes to find that this speakeasy encounter is not a knock-knock joke, but rather, a friendly interview with the one and only, Baby Frank. As they bark over [...]
Marley woke me up with a text message this morning. Marley: WOMANNNN!!! Twisted: MARLEYYYY!!! Whatttttt Marley: I can't wait to rage on Saturday!!
You know how some music fans from the south are so dedicated to Lynyrd Skynyrd that they don’t think any good music has come out since the 19770’s? That is kind of how I feel about the 1990’s. For one reason or another, even though I was a child of the 1980’s, it is the [...]
Me: You are adorable. Look at your little gingham shirt! What are you guys doing here? I slid onto a boy's lap. He was skinny and young. An eighteen birthday, I guessed? The club was dead. It was the beginning of my shift, 8 o'clock on a Saturday. There were few people in the club, [...]
In 1997, Paul Thomas Anderson directed a film that profiled the California adult industry of the 1970’s and 1980’s. Following the career of an impressionable and well-endowed Eddie Adams, Boogie Nights starts with a bulge and ends with a full-frontal prosthetic penis (worn by the one and only, Marky Mark). Before we know it, Eddie [...]
