Unlikely couplings are as unique and rare as they come, and most often, we feel sentiments of shock and disbelief upon hearing of their existence.  Some that immediately come to mind are M&M’s and popcorn, Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson, or Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio – all of which are astonishing in nature and surprisingly compelling.  You love to hate them, hate to love them, can’t take your eyes off them, and can’t help but want more of them.

Well, here’s a new coupling that surely had it coming: Harry Potter and a stripper pole.  The two get along so perfectly well that you must ask yourself, “Is this what J.K. Rowling had in mind when she wrote about riding hard on brooms, the mysterious Chamber of Secrets, and big golden snatches snitches?”  I sure hope so!  In any case, enjoy the following video of undoubtedly a Slytherin stripper creating real, authentic magic.  Muggles, please brace yourself.

Your’s Truly,
Scarlett Stone